Post by Abhilasha Prabha
Apparently, Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif was in the UK for his Open Heart Surgery. Well, PTI claims it to be a lie. The spokesperson said that, maybe he wanted to hide his wrongdoings that were exposed by the Panama leaks, in a report. Now that’s another story. The other joke about our neighbour premier is about his speech where he said, “We are waiting for the day when Kashmir becomes the part of Pakistan”. The Joke here is how his own people slammed him for his nonsensical speech by calling it a ‘wishful thinking’.
So, when all this were happening in our neighbourhood, meanwhile UK managed to drag him into an even better joke and we would like to declare it the winner of all. And somebody, whom we should probably proclaim as the perfect candidate for Best Humorous Person Ever Award, actually, literally sold Mr Sharif on an online bidding platform ebay for thousands of pounds by a seller with the post describing him as “useless Pakistani Prime Minister”.
The condition was said, “New with defects: A brand-new, unused and unworn item with some kind of defect”, “Usually found in England, America and Turkey more than in Pakistan. All business, properties and family in London, but still wants to be a Prime Minister of Pakistan.”
Considering it as an offensive act, the post was soon removed, but not before receiving over 100 bids of up to 66,200 pounds. Not only him, this Best Humorous Person Ever Award winner had also sold his brother, Mr Shahbaz Sharif, stating “Not in working condition. It never worked. It was faulty and corrupt by birth. The whole range of the product and its family is genetically defected and corrupt. Take it away and rid us of this disease. Buy this and a similar item in smaller pack Mr Shahbaz Sharif (Nawaz Sharif’s brother) will be given for free with it and that item is good with drama and passionate speeches but no use too.”
Sadly, in spite of so many bids, no one preferred to buy him.Share on Facebook